Omg.   Today I went to a well-known chicken sandwich place.  Did I mention ChickFilA?  I knew I was playing Russian Roulette ordering drive-thru but I was feeling queasy and didn't want to go in.   It was pouring rain and there was no roof above the order station, so rain was pelting into my car soaking my arm.  "One large soup and a small Dr Pepper".  Simple.  NOT.  "Do you want a large Coke?"  "No....small Dr Pepper".  I get to the window and was handed a large Dr Pepper and a small soup.


Then I went to a gas station to satisfy my sugar craving.  There is a counter with fresh baked goods and coffee.  Suddenly, I hear an earth shattering child's scream behind me so I turned around to see wtf and saw the father put the child on the counter....barefoot.  She then proceeded to walk up and down the counter area.  Yeah, folks...enjoy your morning coffee and doughnut.

Open the effing windows!

The inspiration for this blog is from my suburbanite neighbors who never open their windows....thus breathing the same stagnant air 24/7/365.  I seriously think this affects their brain function and has turned them into Stepford wives and husbands.   After living on a farm in the country for 20+ years, I know the benefits of breathing fresh air and how it impacts the working brain and common sense.   Of course, I also remember the days of liquid stench that was sprayed on the fields and the aroma of cow/pig feces embedded in my clothes...but it has made me a better person somehow.

 Four years ago I thought I needed to move to a nice suburban neighborhood.  It could have been  due to the Monsanto chemicals being drenched in the fields and effecting my brain cells.  I thought it would be like Wisteria Lane, but I quickly realized that everyone was out for himself and there were no baked pies or Welcome Wagon to be had.  I had serious adjustment disorder to Suburbia and felt like Crocodile Dundee in NYC.  Now I merely observe and shake my head and juggle the idea of whether to stay or move back to the country.

Not only will I be reporting my neighbors moronic behaviors but also that of mindless idiotic everyday people who seem to have forgotten common sense.  Seriously...I will have enough material for a book because people seem to be getting more clueless every year.  

So, enjoy my blog and observe people... You'll be amazed!